I got PAWS that long to hold you...

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I got PAWS that long to hold you...

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...and keep you by my side.

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I wanted to reshoot the movie using a Great White with no teeth!
The shark would terrorize the entire clam chowder market via tickling its victims to death.
Swimmers BEWARE!
GUMS!
The most recent victim had evidence that confirms the slow delayed process is prolonged by laughter!
Thank God, for cotton bikinis. This kind of bruising takes hours!
Or, a basking shark that doesn't kill anything.
They krill, their victims for days.
The first ever shark fatality caused by slumber was in Wales to the distant strains of Myvanwy!
A basking shark in a pub near a chapel! What next?
Upper warden?
If you like...
KC
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