All these jokes are great, but this is the best. Having sat through however many hours of Koyanisquatsi (hey, I was trying to impress a girl with my intellectualism... didn't realise she was just as bored as I was) this is like the payoff that never was!rtbcIII wrote: ↑Sun Jul 24, 2022 12:17 am A classical musician knock-knock joke:
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Knock-knock.
Who's there?!
Knock-knock.
Who's there??
Knock-knock.
Who's there?!
Knock-knock.
Who's there?!?
Knock-knock.
Who's there?!?!
Philip Glass.
MUSICIANS JOKES
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Harry Shearer and the late, great David L. Lander, then part of '70s L.A. radio comedy troupe The Credibility Gap, put a rock era spin on Abbott & Costello's classic Who's On First? comedy routine.
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I'm glad all these jokes are on record here, because I can never remember jokes.
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"I'm looking for a woman with a great body and perfect pitch" - Neil Young (banter during second set), Canterbury House, Ann Arbor, MI, October 16, 1969.
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(I'm not a musician...and, this isn't really a joke)
I've always wanted CASIO to bring the keyboard into the 21st Century:
MARIMBA * LATIN * REGGAE * ROCK * CALYPSO * JAZZ * PORN * POLKA * BLUEGRASS etc.
Anybody remember The Jim Ladd All-Girl Harmonica Band on 94.7FM KMET-LA?
("She couldn't sing too good but she sure could hum!")
Auditions daily!
Thanks, for the humor
KC
I've always wanted CASIO to bring the keyboard into the 21st Century:
MARIMBA * LATIN * REGGAE * ROCK * CALYPSO * JAZZ * PORN * POLKA * BLUEGRASS etc.
Anybody remember The Jim Ladd All-Girl Harmonica Band on 94.7FM KMET-LA?
("She couldn't sing too good but she sure could hum!")
Auditions daily!
Thanks, for the humor
KC
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I think I heard this from John McEuen of the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band:
A traveling musician left his banjo in the car and forgot to lock it. When he came back there were 2 banjos.
A traveling musician left his banjo in the car and forgot to lock it. When he came back there were 2 banjos.
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Glad you enjoyed. Given the format, it may be the easiest to remember, too! Once-upon-a-time, I spent an afternoon with Mr. Glass under very awkward circumstances (my employer putting the ultra bollix on a promo appearance), and he couldn't have been kinder or more good-humored. Providing el gordo portions of premium guacamole, salsa and chips and a wide range of beverages for the doomed event probably didn't hurt; they essentially became a mini-brunch for five. Minimalist, if you will. And no, I don't recall Mr. Glass ever repeating a story!Lord Reith wrote: ↑Sun Jul 24, 2022 1:36 amAll these jokes are great, but this is the best. Having sat through however many hours of Koyanisquatsi (hey, I was trying to impress a girl with my intellectualism... didn't realise she was just as bored as I was) this is like the payoff that never was!
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