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Q: What do you call an accordion that’s lying at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean?

A: A start.
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Bass player and drummer are falling from the roof. Says the bass player to the drummer:
"Hey, this is the first time that we're unisono."

Boom.

Boom.
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What's the difference between an accordionist and a call girl?
The call girl has sense of rhythm.
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Lord Reith wrote: ↑Thu Jul 21, 2022 10:59 pm An accordian player is driving across town late one night with his instrument on the back seat. Halfway through his journey, he is siezed by the need to take a leak. He spots a service station (that's a gas station) but is worried about leaving his accordian unattended on the back seat. What if someone breaks into the car while he's in the toilet?

He can't hold on any longer though, and decides to chance it. He parks the car, leaves the accordian in the back and dashes to the toilet.

When he returns and sees his car, his heart sinks. The rear window is smashed, and there on the back seat is another accordian sitting next to his.
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Q: What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

A: You only have to punch instructions into a drum machine once.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer.
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Why do bagpipers march so fast?

To get away from the sound.
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A classical musician knock-knock joke:

Knock-knock.

Who's there?

Knock-knock.

Who's there?

Knock-knock.

Who's there?

Knock-knock.

Who's there?

Knock-knock.

Who's there?!

Knock-knock.

Who's there??

Knock-knock.

Who's there?!

Knock-knock.

Who's there?!?

Knock-knock.

Who's there?!?!


Philip Glass.
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The famous bootleg tape from Ohio 1973 Neil Young concert known as the (hey you with the microphone man) "were gonna get you" addressing the taper he can see, wonder if waa actually joking or the boys would be in the alley waiiting to have fun with the tapers?
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How many banjo players does it take to eat a 'possum?

Two - one to eat it, and one to watch for cars.
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