Misheard Beatle Lyrics

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She's a prick teaser

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Megazeti wrote: Thu May 20, 2021 3:26 am She's a prick teaser

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Wasn't that the original lyric? It would make sense with the rest of the verse:

She's a prick teaser.
She took me half the way there.
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MarkRJones1970 wrote: Thu May 20, 2021 11:10 am
Megazeti wrote: Thu May 20, 2021 3:26 am She's a prick teaser

Day Tripper
Wasn't that the original lyric? It would make sense with the rest of the verse:

She's a prick teaser.
She took me half the way there.
Indeed. I've always thought that there just has to be a version of that in the vaults.
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Somewhere there is an interview with Paul and he actually mentions that very expression !!
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Early in Clarabella Paul sings

Well, she needs no coaching on making love
All she needs is the stars up above


and later on I always thought he sang

Well, she's got no time for gonorrhea
Already knows her ABC
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Rusty wrote: Fri May 21, 2021 8:56 am
Well, she's got no time for gonorrhea
Already knows her ABC
Ha! She does!
Women there don't treat you mean, in Abilene
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Here's a fitting one, since Ram turned 50 this week...

Monkberry Moon Delight
So, I sat in the attic
A kilo up my nose

I was absolutely convinced that he was saying this for years, despite a friend's insistence that it was "a piano" instead. After all, I thought that Macca was always trying to sneak in sex and drug references, so snorting "a kilo" of cocaine made perfect sense to me. I guess I never gave much thought to the line immediately following it:

And the wind played a dreadful cantata

Ironically, classical music played a major role in my life in later years, so I always have a larf when I hear this tune. :lol:
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Hi ! Hi! Hi!

Get you ready for my body gun


Actually polygon....
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walrus gumboot wrote: Fri May 21, 2021 4:07 pm Hi ! Hi! Hi!

Get you ready for my body gun


Actually polygon....
Are we sure he doesn't actually sing 'body gun' and 'polygon' is just in the published lyric? I always heard 'body gun' and it fits in properly with the rest of the verse:

"I want you to lie on the bed
Get you ready for my body gun
I'm gonna do it to you, gonna do it
Sweet banana, you've never been done
Yes, I go like a rabbit, gonna grab it
Gonna do it 'til the night is done…"

I've just realised how RUDE that is! That's almost pornographic. Paul!!! *blushes*
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MarkRJones1970 wrote: Sat May 22, 2021 8:30 pm
walrus gumboot wrote: Fri May 21, 2021 4:07 pm Hi ! Hi! Hi!

Get you ready for my body gun


Actually polygon....
Are we sure he doesn't actually sing 'body gun' and 'polygon' is just in the published lyric? I always heard 'body gun' and it fits in properly with the rest of the verse:

"I want you to lie on the bed
Get you ready for my body gun
I'm gonna do it to you, gonna do it
Sweet banana, you've never been done
Yes, I go like a rabbit, gonna grab it
Gonna do it 'til the night is done…"

I've just realised how RUDE that is! That's almost pornographic. Paul!!! *blushes*
"She'll be my (what?) little mama" C'mon! You *KNOW* he's singing body gun.. (heh.. polygon... right..) :)
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